January 1st, New Year’s Day, is a time for new beginnings, even though it’s just the day after December 31st. Like the first day of school, it’s an occasion to start a new page. Such as, this year, I resolved that I will have better time management skills. I will attempt to put things away as soon as I am done. Most importantly, I am going to figure out how to do the Dishwasher within the strict parameters of what Mitch thinks is good placement. We have a daily Dishwasher Duet – Fastidious Tetris Style VS Chaotic Mess (it all gets clean in the end.)January 1st, New Years Day, a time for new beginnings even though it’s just the day after December 31st . Like the first day of school, it’s an occasion to start a new page. Such as, this year I resolve that I will have better time management skills. I will attempt to put things away as soon as I am done. Most Importantly I am going to figure out how to do the Dishwasher to the strict parameters of what Mitch thinks is good placement. We have a daily Dishwasher Duet – Fastidious Tetris Style VS Chaotic Mess (it all gets clean in the end.)

THIS IS HOW YOU LOAD A DISWASHER

Yesterday I saw a meme that said in every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect (Mitch) and one who stacks it like a racoon on crystal meth (Vickie) – Yep that’s us!

Here’s the truth, I actually attempt EVERY SINGLE DAY to do a load correctly. Glasses placed on top level but do they go between the prongs or do you put the glass on the prong?  Plates on the lower rack? Horizontal? Vertical? And what about those knives, point down. Geez, why do I keep forgetting that one – or maybe, Hmmm….

I read somewhere that one must divide the dishwasher into zones. Do they mean each dish, cup, bowl and glass should have their own neighborhood?

I could take lessons. Yes, I’m always up for a new challenge. But, really a better solution is to leave the dishes in the sink for Mitch.

Batting my eyelashes and with a sweet smile, I will yield to the master.  ”Mitch you are so good at loading the dishwasher, I defer to you on this task with respect and admiration.” Problem solved!

Now to the laundry. If Mitch isn’t careful, he may end up doing all the chores because he is THAT GOOD!


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